17 haikus I wrote about goats.

Trying to nab 17 paintings of a goat from Craigslist. Same goat. 17 paintings. I did not win, but obv we all win because I wrote this awesome shit.

The billy goat was

full of vapid wonderment

ate my grandma's purse

The eye of the goat

will never be a film name

but it ought to be

goat's milk is handy

for my lactardation

diarrhea-free

Goats will climb tall peaks

Moroccan goats can climb trees

have you seen them jump?

I have never seen

Goats make a vertical jump

lack of spring tension

in the world of goats

even the ladies have beards

goat androgyny 

Also in goat world

Ladygoats have little horns

goat equality

often i've wondered 

can the Jews eat the goat meats?

Leviticus hooves

Bighorn's not a goat

but nevertheless still my

favorite goatish thing

the pupils of goats

are always dilated

let the sunshine in

looking at goat teeth

i think "man, those look human."

omnivores unite

goat society

must have some strict rules

goats do not eat goats

incredulity

looking a goat in the face

is all i can see

goats can take a poo

every 2.4 hours

Google told me that

in my opinion

goat roles were too limited

in the movie "Babe"

my cousins have pets

two of them are fainting goats

don't actually faint

do not ask them why

seventeen paintings of goats

only accept them